Pretty off-topic but this is funny as **** https://twitter.com/BearGrylls/status/85058738020548609 "if you cant drink your own pee, then look to the sky and nature!" please log in to view this image
I've just failed a breathaliser listening to you buggers. The copper pulled me over and said " have you been drinking?". I said " Yes, but it was only my own piss for a laugh " After he'd breathalised me, he said " It must have been a big night because your 9 times over the limit " I said bollocks " It's just good piss I haven't been out since Friday " I'm in court tomorrow, mind you the copper did ask for a sample to take home.
I remember watching some TV programme years ago about technology and exploration in Australia. They had some guy travel across the outback using Victorian era technology, a bloke using the most up to date technology and an Aborigine who was going to use his native skills. Anywhoo, the Victorian guy had severe blisters on his feet and pissed on them to to kill any infection. Walking through the Ardennes with the missus one weekend during a camping holiday; she got really bad blisters and I told her to wee on her feet. She told me I was a pervert.
Remember breaking down once the old Military road coming back from Carlisle. The RAC man was there in about 30 mins and after another 10 mins prodding around in the engine he popped his head round the bonnett and said " **** in the carburetor " I said " How often should I do that then to get me back to Newcastle "
Normal women's sized feet I'd guess. What is the average shoe size for a woman? EDIT: To keep this on topic with the Bear Grylls theme; so I can track them down in the Arctic.
