After weeks of searching for some credible reason for our totally inept start to the season, I have reached the only rational conclusion. We must all be involved in a cruel revival of Beadles about. I'm sure that on Saturday, Hughes is going to whip of a fake prosthetic mask (maybe why no smile?) , to reveal he is in fact Pep Guardiola and we are going to romp home to reach the champions league. Philip Beard is going to come on the pitch at half time dressed as a traffic warden to tell us that Tony's Twitter account was all fabricated and the Mittals have just invested 10 billion pounds. That must explain this fiasco...surely?
I was only talking about the bloke who had his van shoved in the dock, earlier in the week. " Only a pillock would've parked it there" said the actor winding this poor bastard up. Let's hope it's not us going garrity tomorrow as the prankster engineers a saints win
