Pays to be careful about how you abuse players if you are seated near to the touch line. Great story in the Guardian about a certain Steve Davies who Harry Redknapp hauled out of the crowd to play for West Ham in a friendly against Oxford. Steve ended up scoring a goal for West Ham. They would not let him keep the shirt he wore, they needed it next week for a game in the nascent Premier League! http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2013/sep/05/harry-redknapp-played-fan-west-ham
