Right... a hot weekend beckons.... what's the randomest food you've cooked up at a BBQ? I've bought in some springbok steaks and it has got me thinking....
Fukcing hate BBQS and Cnuts who like BBQs. WTF is the point!!?? You have a cooker and a grill in your fcuking kitchen for fcuk sake!!!! WHY go to the trub of buying a poxy wee mobile grill on shytty little wheels to cook in your ****ing garden!!??!!?? Just cook the scran in your kitchen and then TAKE IT OUT INTO YOUR GARDEN!
I've been saying this for years and getting called a miserable bastard, at last someone who thinks the same.
Even if it's not my BBQ, I can't help but get involved. And yet I won't lift a finger in the kitchen. I'm just crazy!