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BBC Alcohol/Calories.. lying with statistics.

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  1. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    They put two pints,a doughnut and a glass of red wine.Claimed the wine had most calories. red wine has 850 per litre and their glass had 228.That is half a pint of red wine.They must think we fell off Christmas trees!
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, Oct 31, 2014
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's true. Gambol weighs 28 stone and hasn't left the house for three years*




    * Online shopping, before anyone points out the flaw in the above statement.
     
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Anyone seen DCooper7 lately?
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    T'is true.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Only women should worry about their calorie intake. I generally eat and drink too much but am still a fine athletic figure of a man <ok>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you're a computer geek with less sexual conquests than Venom ffs.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 31, 2014
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You're a fat, scottish, barely-literate mutant that still lives at home in his thirties ffs <doh>

    Tina's seen a pic of me, I look nothing like a geek <doh>
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Tina's a man you ****in' dunce.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>'
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If she was a bloke she would be far better at talking durty in PM's. She's rubbish at it.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's all muscle though, he has arms like tree trunks i've heard.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Has to be the single most saddest and desperate sentence on here ever <laugh>
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's certainly up there. <laugh>
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    FFS Tobes <laugh>
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And the name of this cocktail is...?
     
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  20. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Toby - I'm sorry - Indeed, you ARE funnier than me. ...........
    Help - somebody get me an ambulance - I can't stop laughing.
     
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