Just had the weirdest thing ever there Went for a post-lunch ****e in the bogs and there was someone in the next door cubicle so me being polite I'm trying to be quiet then this guy starts firing on all cylinders. Like proper noisy at the wind up farts. So I thought it must be my mate winding me up trying to play battle ****s so I just started going for it as well. Was strange though because everytime I took out more toilet roll the guy in the next cubicle was doing it as well but really loudly. Then when I flushed he flushed straight away. So I stepped out the cubicle expecting it to be my mate at the wind up But no it's this really weird German dude that works in the office. Just stood there smiling at me. Any of you played battle ****s with a stranger?
used an open air ****ter that was a two seater, its a bit weird having a chat with your mate whilst you're both having a dump and people are walking past going "'alright guys"
Thats just wrong. I remember going camping years back and we set up a "toilet" on a hill (Just a trench with tarp round it) It was a sunny as **** day and this fat guy I know called Tank went up the hill for a ****. The sun was right behind the toilet and it projected a 10 foot shadow of him taking a dump for everyone to see. You could see the lumps coming out as he squatted over that ditch.
yeah, you cant beat it. it was against a compound outer wall (dig a big hole, plyboard box on top, 2xholes, 2xtoilet seats) then a big dyke (boom boom) in front of it then the shamalan canal. people were always walking past or washing or swimming so it was certainly the most social bog i've ever used also had a guy constantly on the roof behind you. "hey LR!" "yeah" "whatcha dooin?" "**** off" it was a riot
