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Batting for the other side

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I think I might switch codes and go gay. I'd always assumed that homosexuals found it a lot easier to pull and that it'd be easier to go out with a bloke rather than a bird (more shared interests, lower maintenance etc.) But the following tale, told to me and a workmate by a gay fella on our team, confirmed this beyond all doubt:

    My colleague, Don, met a bloke online (we'll call him Ron). He didn't like his picture, but Don accepted the bloke's invitation to a night out anyway. They went for a meal, there wasn't any chemistry and it appears Ron was a bit of a bore. Even so, Don did the gentlemanly thing and paid for the meal. As they left, Ron asked Don if he could see him again, to which Don replied that he didn't know, Ron wasn't really his type. The night ended by them having a kiss and cuddle and Don ****ed Ron off in a back-alley <yikes>

    What would he have done if he had've fancied him and they'd have got on better? Is this par for the course for homosexuals, or are Don and Ron just slags?
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's occured to me that every bloke should get a blowjob off a gay bloke at least once in their lifetime. Who's gonny know how to suck a cock better than another bloke?
     
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  3. Imagine living with another man (even a really effeminate gay man).


    Logic, accountability, no kids.


    **** it - I'm going full homo - it sounds too good to be true.
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Are you offering?
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    Did he **** him off from the back? I need specifics before I can answer your question.
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    A woman.
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    A well worn prossy? Or yir maw.
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    You're more than half way there already, going by the ****e you post.

    <laugh><nahnah>
     
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  9. I'm still waiting for you to show me Beale's cock <ok>
    <showzit>
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ahm no gay <grr>

    How about you have a word with Dan and he can sort us both out. Just so we can find out if a gay bloke can suck cock better than a woman. No other reason. None at all. :bandit:
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Haw, ****, leave my well worn prossy out of this. <grr>
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    They say every man's 2 drinks away from being a ****.

    Half a shandy in Gambol's case but.
     
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  14. I say one of you takes Ron and the other Don.

    Hopefully, one of them will have a beard and you can let the forum know if that put you off (or made you shoot with the arc of a scud missile)
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

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    They say in Edinburgh you're never more than six feet from a homosexual.
     
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  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. pfft, it's only that much if you're in a 6 foot cubed box permanently hoisted six feet above the ground.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    You homophobic bastard <grr>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You got that round the wrong way. Most wimmin are bi-curious and a couple drinks later many will consider a bit of girl-on-girl experimentation.

    Sadly, I have not yet witnessed such a thing myself. Got close to it once and they chickened out, and once on a lads holiday a threeway was on offer and i was too drunk/stupid to realise.

    <grr>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Challenge accepted. Open wide beardy.
     
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