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Bates on Trial

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  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Its time to put Uncle Ken on Trial. As the scaffolders are busy construction a gallows on Tower Green, down the road Bates is led to the dock in handcuffs (and a gimp mask)

    LOCATION : The Old Bailey

    DEFENDANT : The Kenneth Bates

    CHARGE : Crimes against Leeds United

    DEFENSE COUNSEL : Mightywall
    DEFENSE SOLICITOR :Lovely Geezer
    DEFENSE COUNSEL'S CLERK : Millwall Steve

    PROSECUTION COUNSEL : Leeds-18
    PROSECUTION SOLICITOR : Spanish White
    PROSECUTION COUNCEL'S CLERK : Simon21-LUFC

    MEMBERS OF THE JURY : Us

    JUDGE : The Right Honourable Pags :police: :cry:
     
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    ellandback, Sep 2, 2011
  2. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Pags, Your Honour, I submit that court proceedings should be moved to the more esteemed Leeds Crown Court. I find this London place distasteful.
     
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  3. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    im not going to Leeds i went there once that was enough <yikes>


    i suggest Barbados,,, <ok>
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  4. JonnyLosAngeles

    JonnyLosAngeles Well-Known Member

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    I believe Simon is a Bates fan and should be part of the defense team. Simon, if I am mistaken I apologize.
     
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  5. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY

    ooppppps sorry im the defence, <doh> NOT GUILTY, he is doing a grand job <whistle>
     
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  7. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Not guilty!

    Glad I'm part of the defence as I want him to stay as he's doing a grand job <laugh>





































































    Of taking Leeds down to League 1 <whistle>

    16/1 why didn't I get on when TC told us too! <doh>
     
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  8. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    DEFENCE CALLS THERE FIRST WITNESS DENNIS WISE. TC gets Dennis a little stool to stand on....
     
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  9. Penshawdave

    Penshawdave Well-Known Member

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    Can I take down the briefs !!
     
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  10. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Depends if she's fit <whistle>
     
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  11. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Penshaw, I'd be hurt it you didn't.....
     
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    i hope he gets 25 years!!














    more as leeds chairman <laugh>
     
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  13. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Before Dennis can take the oath, the court sponsors decide to take a commercial break[video=youtube;hni2AMYFOS0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hni2AMYFOS0[/video]
     
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    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    and court resumes, as Dennis wise takes the oath
     
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  15. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    He will with us defending him! <whistle>
     
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  16. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Was going to ask you if you wanted to be part of our non bias jury (each jury member gets a nice black cap to wear at the end btw), but for those comments you can stay in the public gallery.... So there.....
     
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  17. MIGHTY

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    Judge: everything you say will be taken down and used as evidence

    Mighty: Knickers,,,,
     
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  18. middlesexwhite

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    Interesting that the Defence started already - does that mean that there is no case for the prosecution?
     
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  19. Jerel Ifil

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    The prosecution will refuse to state its case until Judge Pags reconvenes the trial at Leeds Crown Court!
     
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    Hi is a liar......
    He has never invested in the team....
    He has run down the contracts of some of our best players
    He has in place a transfer sustem from the 80's
    He looks like a smurf
    He supports Chelsea
    He is a Mother ****er
     
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