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  1. Vuckic's Faces

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    to greggs for pasty. Fat ****.
     
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    HaHaHa!

    Five badgers from me!

    <badger><badger><badger><badger><badger>
     
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  3. Vuckic's Faces

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    <ok>
     
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  4. steviemac14

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    Oh you, what are you like <laugh>
     
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  5. SirBR

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    Class <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    I've never heard that one before <laugh><laugh>
     
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    <laugh> top quality humour!
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Factually inaccurate. Bartons Tash goes to Greggs with the express intention of picking up fat birds with plenty of cellulite to grab. <ok>
     
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  8. steviemac14

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    Don't think that is his cup of tea to be honest, I'm convinced he's in the closet, hence the anger.
     
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  9. SirBR

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    No he sends his butler down to the local bakers to purchase some of their fine goods for tea (on the lawn)
     
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  10. Alfie

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    Well you can when you've got a whole £8 in the bank.
     
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    The Macc Lads ---


    'Cos he's a ****, he drinks lemonade,
    Now he's a ****, and he's full of AIDS,
    Now he's a ****, and he likes his buttocks splayed....
    Now he's a ****, he's a ****in' slob,
    Now he's a ****, he's got a ****ty nob,
    Now he's a ****, he's got spunk all over his gob....
    Now he's a ****, he's a ****ing queer,
    Now he's a ****, he's got gonarhea
    Now he's a ****, he can't hold his ****ing beer.
    Now he's a ****, he's an arse bandit,
    Now he's a ****, he does spermy ****s,
    Now he's a ****, and he doesn't like to feel girl's tits.
    Now he's a ****, we can't handle it,
    Now he's a ****, he leaves white stains wherever he sits,
     
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  12. Son of a pitch

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    £8k should buy a lot of Cornish pasties... sorry, I mean pasties.
     
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  13. Vuckic's Faces

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    Might even buy him a wave from Jonas :D
     
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  14. Son of a pitch

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    He dishes them out for free, he's so appreciative that guy... brings a tear to the eye. :cry:
     
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  15. Vuckic's Faces

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    If only we were like him so wise and intelligent.. :(
     
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  16. Alfie

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    Down on himself. Exclusive in this week's Daily Star.
     
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  17. SirBR

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    Is he double jointed!! <laugh>
     
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  18. Alfie

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    No just a whining little twister.
     
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