I hope the mackems play their first game away to Fleetwood. It might be a bit of an eye opener for the mackems. Howayyyyyyyy Joey
How long we giving it before Barton has his first 'training ground bust up' with one of his players? I reckon 1 month.
There's nee way Barton will be there come the end of the season, it's a case of when rather than if really. Still can't decide on whether it'll be as a result of something that happens internally at the club or as a result of him being a dickhead (gambling...etc)
I think Barton is eyeing up the position as head of philosophy at Kings College Cambridge. Thick cretin that he is.
Boardroom meeting A: So we need to appoint our new manager and have a host of experienced people at this level, an ex-Premiership manager and an ex-Fleetwood player to think of. B: Or there's the other guy who applied A: Other guy? B: Yeah. He's fairly notoriously attacked youth players in the past, started fights with players, managers, referees and is one of the most universally disliked people in the game as he's horribly unrelate-able and the players are unlikely to respect anything about him. He also tells everyone everything he thinks in the most public manner possible and usually blames others for his problems in the process; he served time in prison for punching someone in the face. Oh and he has only just been allowed back into football for flouting gambling rules set by the FA. He has no experience of management of any sort and given his gambling issues I mentioned I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even trust him to manage a pavement in Liverpool - I think that may actually where he punched the person in the face now I consider it. A: He sounds horrible B: But... A: But what? B: He did play for England once. A: Pass me his number.
Mystic Smeg can foresee Mr Barton becoming a top Manager in his chosen occupation....... No doubt his many good attributes will come to the fore in the coming months.
