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Barry Cryer, making us laugh no more...

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  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    ...well not in person.

    A man drives down a country lane and runs over a cockerel. He knocks at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers. ‘I appear to have killed your cockerel,’ he says. ‘I’d like to replace it.’ The woman replies: ‘Please yourself – the hens are round the back.’

    RIP Barry <peacedove>
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    In the doctors:
    “Mr Cryer I’ve got some bad news, you have to stop masturbating’.
    ‘Why doctor?’
    ‘Because I’m trying to examine you’.
     
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