...well not in person. A man drives down a country lane and runs over a cockerel. He knocks at a nearby farmhouse door and a woman answers. ‘I appear to have killed your cockerel,’ he says. ‘I’d like to replace it.’ The woman replies: ‘Please yourself – the hens are round the back.’ RIP Barry
In the doctors: “Mr Cryer I’ve got some bad news, you have to stop masturbating’. ‘Why doctor?’ ‘Because I’m trying to examine you’.