Barcelona

I know it has such beautiful horizons, but have any of you ****s been? I am going on Thursday for a stag do, which are the decent bars/brothels/drug dealers etc?

 

Nice architecture

 

Watch out for the prossies pinching your arse as they proposition you. Daft bint stole me wallet a few years back

Jamboree Dance Club was pretty good for going buck mental

 

Its full of catalan ****s.

 

I've been a few times but as it was for work didn't get to make use of the bordellos and wouldn't need to find a drug dealer. There's good bars and places to eat around the Ramblas but it's a bit dodgy late at night. I know loads of people who've had their pockets picked and bags nicked so watch out. I'd also be wary about saying yes to any of the whores who are hanging round there - you'll probably end up getting f**ked all right but not in the way you'd hope for.......

 

Aye.... standard, and you dont even have to say yes. I should have done though, at least I would have got my moneys worth

 

Baroque Bordello?

Great song.

 

You must have seen nicer ones than me then -I think Rabies would have been about the most appealing disease you could have caught from some of these ones

 

yeah heard Las ramblas is bad for pick pockets, might go to the barca v athletico game on the sunday night, but probably not to be honest.

 

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Paris is the worst for hygenically challenged pick pockets.

No throwing bananas on the pitch Sambo.

 

you remember that book black sambo? It is ****ing banned now, although i still have a copy of it, might give it to beale as a Christmas present.

 

My Granny bought it for me for Christmas - strange thing to give a 22 year old but there you go.

 

That's what happens when your family attends the KKK annual Nativity play.

 

my gran used to go on about the colour "****** brown"

 

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The famous black cockney knees-up merchant?

 

Robbing fenian bastards

 

Fiddle de dee to be sure.