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Barbie Burd Wid Ye ?

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  1. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Barbie-wannabe Blondie Bennett is making her obsession with becoming doll a reality - using hypnotherapy to make her brainless.

    The 38-year-old Californian has hypnotherapy sessions once a week to make her more easily confused and vacant.

    Blondie, who changed her name a year and a half ago, has also spent £25,000 on five boob jobs taking her to size 32JJ.

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    Ah Wid :)
     
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  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    If I wanted to **** a pig I'd get down the halal abattoir in Ossett
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Only if Ken is made to watch
     
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  4. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    gas

    I don't think you've ever said you wouldn't ! Let's face it you'd probably **** the cuddly toy pig behind the bimbo
     
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  5. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    :redface: Thought that was what we were talking about - only just noticed the bimbo!
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I might be put off as she has a face like Steve Tyler of Aerosmith.

    Nice set of Toys In The Attic tho`
     
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  7. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    TOBY

    Thank you for your obsessive 'dislike' of my posts. Carry on - you are fast catching up with my neighbour. She hates everything about me - but then, she is old and senile - I think she's senile ! - she does come into my garden and chop down my plants, complains that my slightly open fanlight windows cause a draught in her house, doesn't like the colour of my son's car..... the list is incredibly long. Take a look at the Alwaysright Gordon Road stand thread / Gillingham forum ( post No.100 & onwards )- I have 'entertained' my fellow fans about her in the many pages of crap I've written - but at least I've not just pressed one button.
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    38 - in dog years?
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    A wid ...
     
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    "The 38-year-old Californian has hypnotherapy sessions once a week to make her more easily confused and vacant."

    This is just unbelievable and not a little irresponsible on behalf of the hypnotherapist. Surely there should be something to prevent them from doing it as it's hardly in the best interests of the patient. What next? "Hello - i'm planning on living my life like Bill Sykes - can you hypnotise me so i become a girlfiend murdering arsehole who thinks it's ok to keep little boys under lock and key allowing them out only to go and steal for me?"

    Mind, i'm intending to get hypnotherapy to make me believe I can type sentences that actually make sense..
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Can I have more?
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    what a horror show.

    agree with RL.
     
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  14. pissoff

    pissoff New Member

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    Valeria "Human Barbie" Lukyanova. Even f**king weirder.

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  15. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I'm inspired by them to be fair.

    I'm after making a living the same way myself. Which is me, which is the model?

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  16. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    It would be criminal not too.
     
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  17. EatMyHole

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    Ah would!!
     
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  18. eric cartman

    eric cartman Well-Known Member

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    What a doll.
     
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  19. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    oh i'd make her scream for kens help the dirty ****
     
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