If that means Elfs wears his seat belt and doesn't wear a chest full of medals he hasn't earned every time they troop the colour, then I'd say he's got the better end of the deal
Excellent thread @DickPlumb Having met both Ackers and @baraettmattesvensson , I would say that they have much in common, but one big difference. The big difference is that Ackers has Royal lineage, and can prove that Catherine of Aragon and Oliver Cromwell are among his many distunguised antecedents. @baraettmattesvensson on the other hand is as common as dog sh1t. Propert prices in Downham soared 100% overnight on the same day he was sentenced to borstal.
@Royston Vasey needs to be corrected on a couple of things. 1/I never went to Borstal. 2/I was brought up in Bellingham. Bellingham is like Kensington compared to Downham. 3/The Moderator was brought up in crime riddled Downham Very disappointed with his comments about me, Ivor has more class.