Bano's Bookies Best Bets!

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First weekend of the new Premier League season. Tough card on the face of it.

However an accumulator is always in order:

Blackburn v Wolves = Blackburn look a pile of sh*t IMO with a poor manager. Wolves didnt look bad away from home last year TBF. They should hit the ground running.

Liverpool v Scumderland = Scousers have a good team this year and they are playing scum who dont exactly travel well. Get 'em spanked.

Wigan v Norwich = In the first game of last season Wigan got spanked by newly promoted Blackpool 4-0. Plus they've lost Insomnia as well, so i can see Norwich getting off to a flyer.

Stoke v Chelsea = Stoke always strong at home. However Chelsea gotta new boss and new era. Could possibly be a draw but I'm feeling brave, away win.

West Brom v Man Utd = WBA have improved there team but so have Man U. Cant see Man U not winning. Plus this game is on Sunday afternoon so u can always cover ur ass if your waiting for this one to come in (I always suggest this).

All of the above as an accumulator comes in around 60/1 depending on who you use.

Not the biggest odds, however:

If you're feeling confident/brave you can add us doing over Arsenal and make it into a 230/1 shot.

If you're feeling cynical you can go with Arsenal teaching us a lesson and make it into a 130/1 shot.

If you can't decide either way the draw makes it 200/1 - maybe the best option all considering.

If you wanna take it one step forward and you reckon we could have another 4-4 on our hands that will be around the 200/1 mark.

On another note if like me you think Andy Carroll is gonna stick one against 5under1and (albeit wearing red, the dirty swine) he's around 9/2 1st g/s and is probably a good tip.

That'll do me.

Keep smiling

 

I don't bet but i read the first prediction and can i say wolves got 12 points away last year


great avatar though, i didn't realise what i was before

 

Yea, I wish I had a better photoshop and cut out his face properly so u can see the full efforts of me strangling him.

I can just see Wolves turning them over thats all....12 pts aint that bad...it was there home form against the **** teams that let em down last season

 

Carroll starts against scum. get on him!