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Ban Matth from making match day threads

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by HRH Custard VC, Feb 2, 2014.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Every matchday thread he makes UTD lose

    Matth is a Jinxs :(
     
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  2. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Transfer all his posts to the city board.
     
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  3. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    And yes, he is jinxing United big time. Make him a City board mod.
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    No - let him do the threads. Since he's been back Utd have been terrible.

    Coincidence? Not for me.
     
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  5. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Fergie retired to take up his full time hobby, gang fingering matth with Jimmy Savile Prince Charles and Gary Glitter.
     
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  6. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    Not sure if serious
     
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  7. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Very, you'll thank us for the company.
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Not sure you can ban a fellow fan for the inadequacies of your manager :D
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its a curse, not the manager fault, metth has given us a Pikey curse <laugh>
     
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  10. johnnyquango

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    i dont think its matth?its me evry time i go to my local club to watch united they lose .........so im ****ing staying in for 2 years now.
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Looks like he's trying to jump ship to Chelsea anyway.
     
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  12. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    LOL
    Matth has historically been very anti-Chelsea, but I must say these last few weeks he has behaved himself and been civil on our board.
    I think this is his first account that hasnt been banned from the Chelsea board within 24 hours of creation
     
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  13. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    He is creaming himself over Mata. We dropped his replacing tonight Oscar and still won
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    <laugh>. was it a good game? (2nd half)
     
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  15. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

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    Good to see that this is being dealt with now.
     
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  16. Sir Tennisball

    Sir Tennisball Well-Known Member

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    Sigh :embarrassed:
     
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  17. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    You didn't need the last 5 words of the thread. Matth is on the naughty list.
     
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  18. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    I know its late but can you sort a special gift for all united fans?

    If so we'd like you to send moyes on a well deserved holiday to somewhere with only inbound flights.

    Thanks in advance.
     
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  19. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    Ho Ho Ho!

    Moyes was my gift to Liverpool fans last year, but there is an opening for an elf in my workshop, if you keep being good, I'll give him the job.
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Dear Santa I already have an Elf, his name is Phil.

    please log in to view this image
     
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