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Bale coming back to Spurs!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jan 22, 2016.

  1. Tottenham have the first option to re-sign Wales forward Gareth Bale, 26, should he be sold by Real Madrid - according to a leaked document. (Daily Mirror)

    You heard it here first, folks!

    We'll play him for a couple of seasons and then sell him to PSG for another £85 million, just to piss off United fans.

    I told you that Levy was a financial and economic whizz-god.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ..about as likely as you and Piskie ever making 'honest women' of each other ... :)
     
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    Binomial Well-Known Member

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    i think there's more chance of david cameron appearing on a episode of jeremy kyle
     
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  4. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    Never underestimate where a Politician will go for a few votes.
     
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  5. Sounds like a sound plan tbh...

    - sold him for £85m
    - re-sign him for £200m
    - sell him to PSG for £85m

    ...<ok>
     
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  6. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    That's got Levy written all over it.

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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Economic Jizz-god more like, considering the money he's spunked up the wall.

    Once he's finished paying off Adebayor's wages, Bale will probably have signed for Utd anyway.
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    According to the document Sours have the right to match any offer that another club makes and that RM accept.
    so if Yawnited bid £200m and RM say yes then Spurs can match that bid or let him join Yawnited.
    its not the greatest sell on clause now is it, the right to match someone's bid, and in Yawnited's case they will make a over the top bid that you can't match.


    I would have have expected a clause that gave Spurs a percentage of any sale over the amount they sold him for, but it seems Levy forgot to include it

    #notasfuckingcleverashethinks
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    More chance of Arsenal winning the champions league;)
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    There's no chance in hell.
     
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  11. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    Nobody thinks there is, just interested in the legalities
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Come on now, there 1 poster on this thread that thinks this will happen. He says so in the title :)
     
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  13. SpursDisciple

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    If you say so. What he really believes is probably less straightforward
     
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  14. But do I?

    I wrote the title - that's all. Just because I write something that doesn't mean it owns me.
     
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  15. ...but if we do have first option to buy him, Bale must have agreed to that. If Bale wants to return to his beloved Spurs, we'd love to have him back.
     
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  16. <laugh>... <doh>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Gareth Bale is a Liverpool fan as are all world class players so he'll sign for us if anyone.
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Just a shame that you don't have any of your 'fans' playing for you at the moment. <whistle>
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Gareth Bale is a Gooner. His old school pal Warburton and ex team mate Walcott confirmed it.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Walcott used to be a Liverpool fan but then he got injured a lot and isn't anymore.
     
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