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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Agent Bruce, Jun 22, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Hi guys, just to let you know that Badger didn't have the courage to cut his penis off himself so he's in hospital having it done now. He'll be able to keep up to date with his phone so I'm sure you'd all like to send your best wishes for a speedy recovery.

    Get well soon Badger,
    AB.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 22, 2011
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    PS. Sorry I've got no pics!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 22, 2011
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    Get well soon Badger! :)

    Just get married mate, you'll never need it again if you do so you won't miss it so much!
     
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    Donkey Toon, Jun 22, 2011
  4. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Wait what, why is he having it done or have I missed something?!
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Jun 22, 2011
  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    What? Has Gervinho joined?! <yikes>
     
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    Welshie, Jun 22, 2011
  6. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Is he actually in hospital?

    I saw on twitter he's torn/cut his ligaments/banjo-string in his leg/penis...
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Jun 22, 2011
  7. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Thought one or two of you might want to send some flowers or something. I'll start the ball rolling.

    <gift><rose><rose><rose><rose>
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 22, 2011
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    Let's hope his 'banjo' is working again before too long. ;)
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 22, 2011
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    The lads from Sunderland have kindly offered to play the banjo song from Deliverance.

    They play it every day so it's not like it's a special one off though.
     
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    overseasTOON, Jun 22, 2011
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    I really liked that tune.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 22, 2011

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    This..
     
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    MagpieMuzz, Jun 22, 2011
  12. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    This sounds too similar to the 'My name's Buck' scene in Kill Bill...

    "We're the mackems...and we're here to play!"
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Jun 22, 2011
  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I might have mistakingly mentioned that he had. I hope Badger won't hold it against me.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 22, 2011
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