AC Milan take Yusupha Yaffa to court after player claimed he was 19, was actually 28 http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/a...ter-player-claimed-he-was-19-was-actually-28/ Costa must be sweating right now, wondering when Chelsea will clock he's 50 please log in to view this image
No wonder he wants to take a pop at every other footballer on the park. If I had a face like that I probably would, too.
You don't make up stories about being a Lawyer, Rock God, Harvard graduate, Pussy Magnet etc etc unless there's some serious lack of self esteem going on. I'd put money on HIAG's face looking like a Bulldog chewing a wasp
When I was a younger man, Pixie, you'd have ****ed yourself stupid over the scraps off my table! And even they were well outside your league. Don't feel bad about it. Some of us are born with the right face and the right equipement to keep a certain class of lady satisfied. There are plenty of munters out there, for the likes of you. Just keep searching, mate.
Nah. I can keep my little Gooner fishy on the line for days, Treble! I let him think he's free, but, occasionally, I give a little yank on the line to let him know he's still there for me to reel-in, should I find that necessary.