Bad News For Cannabis Smokers - The Dam

Tulips, canals, pigs -it's a ****ing hoot.

 

To be fair the trams are great fun. But only when you're stoned. Nothing like a mates face as he nearly steps out in front of one baked on white widow. They're ****ing lethal, a silent killer. Amsterdam will suffer a serious tourist decline if they ban it. Take the whores away too, well that just doesn't bear thinking about............

 

dont forget the tulips

 

Exactly. Take away the weed and the trams are just trains. Bikes are good in Amsterdam when stoned as they're everywhere, and easy to get hit when wondering about with a hot skull looking for sluts. Take the weed and sluts away and they're a ****ing nuisance, like trams.

Don't even get me started on the ****ing clogs, canals and tulips

Although certain types of tulips are nice, when lit.

 

****, this means ill just have to keep making my own

 

Windmills what about the ****ing windmills ya ****s

 

My work is done.

 

And boys who stick their fingers in holes

 

Alright me luveerrrr.

 

Mm-hmm... You're a bit scary-wierd sometimes, you know that don't you?

 

I only do it for you, you bring me out of my shell

 

It was a big mistake in the first place, blame your ancestors

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So, asl?

 

**** off, I told you you're weird

 

I'm getting a good vibe off you though

 

Shouldn't this article be called Bad News For Cannabis Smokers who travel to Amsterdam and go to coffee shops to purchase canabis?

 

Please assume I am not here any more

 

No, you're in my heart

 

Gambol's Clarks store ban shame.