Bad Book Covers

I wish it was still the 1980's some of these are brilliant!

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the penetrator would be a good name for 606

 

The Penetrator: Highjacking The BBC

or The Penetrator: Blood On The Scotland Strip

 

I like the last one , though judging by the picture on the cover it shouldve been called " William Hague - The lost Years "

 

Yeah but why does he have Steve Bruce in a jar?

 

coz he was his gay lover ?

 

The Rubber Dolly one is quality. You can just imagine the wee smile on that bown-suited ****s face as he plugs his homemade, electric sex-doll in to the mains.

 

" rubber dolly - the untold story of adolf hitler and eva braun "


oh , Im getting carried away here

 

Not too far away. The **** riding the Dolphin looks like David Soul. And the Penetrator looks like Charlie Bronson and Paul Hartley had a kid together.

 

the Blade one ,I mean , who would possibly ever read that.....

 

Jeffrey Lord is fairly well known author in ***gy Sci-Fi circles. He was also something to do with the Reagan government in the 80's. I think there are like 40 or 50 of those Blade books and they all have covers which are just as Homoerotic.

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Gay Blade - Gaylords of Gaykok

 

" other dimensional adventures " thats a gay code isnt it ???

 

Venom " methinks " you know too much about Jeffrey Lord

 

Not sure how much code there is; that **** is wearing a auld wifie's head-scarf for pants and ****-all else. At the same time he stands smiling over the cowering figure of a man with a big phallic sword in his mitt. I think he should just change his name from Jefferey to Gay and be done with it.