Bacon

Really is excellent. If we're talking stand alone food I can't think of many foods I prefer.

Top, top stuff from the bealester.

 

The smell of bacon being cooked can drive you insane. Cook faster you wee rashers of deliciousness!

 

Love bacon. Nothing beats a bacon roll with brron sace and a steaming mug of tea.

It's little wonder that veggies are frigid, let's face facts here.

 

Most of the stuff on the market is watered down ****e.

People eat crap.

 

Oft tell me about it. Excellent stuff

 

Pigs are dirty and should not be eaten.

#shalom ✡

 

Am slebberin like a poacher's dug at the thought of it.

 

I used to microwave bacon when I was a stoned teenager. Microwave it for as long as it took the toast to do.

 

Take this **** out and ****in shoot him.

 

Hope the bastards keep it that way. More for us

 

Amen, brother

 

Smoked is ma fave

 

Got waitrose bacon in the hoose. Tasty

 

Just, no.

 

It's gotta be butchers bacon Ian.

 

Look at ST, poor wee thing feeling all left out.

Veggie twat.

 

What are your thoughts on maple syrup with bacon?

Me? I love it. Get it on warm pancakes and it induces an arousal in my groin.

 

meh

 

You insensitive bastards.

Do you realise there are people in the world who do not get to enjoy the deliciousness of bacon?

 

I was gonny nip along to the burger van for a couple of rolls n' bacon but seeing as some **** burned it down I canny