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Back to reality?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Lord Jonjomort, May 10, 2016.

  1. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    So according to the local moron, Lee Ryder, we are coming back to reality with a rather massive bump in the coming weeks. Not only is relegation an almost nailed on certainty (to be edited 10pm, 11/5/16), but we are faced with the following prospects;

    - The structure is allegedly going to be retained
    - There is no repercussions for Charnley, Carr or Moncur, just an "inquest"
    - The "inquest" and subsequent plan will be drive primarily by Keith Bishop
    - Ashley has, basically, learned not a fcking thing

    If this has an inkling of truth - and with Ashley it seems entirely feasible - then relegation or staying up matters not a lot if no lessons have been learned. Is this reality biting back? In our hope or acceptance have we made the cardinal sin of forgetting just how much incompetent boobery goes on with the management of our club?
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Ryder talks utter shiiite.
    Always has.
    He's like a paid 'Cwarr07'.

    I'll wait to see what events unfold.

    I suspect Emily Bishop will be more effective than Keith....

    **** em all is what I say.

    Drink some cans and **** em all.
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    While I don't have any confidence in anything Lee Ryder spouts, this was always the danger. A lot of people presuming that relegation would see the clearout we need (backroom as much as on the pitch - in fact probably more so), but not realising that past experience suggests there is as much chance of us holding onto all of the bad bits and losing the few good bits that we have.
     
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  4. cronemeister

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    You could read into that first point that Rafa might actually be prepared to stay! If this is the case and "I would love it" if it were, then I Carr and Charnley's involvement in transfers should be nothing more than this:-

    RB - Graham, I want this guy, go and have a look at him
    GC - Aye he looks canny like
    RB - Mint, I'll gaan and speak to Mikey boy and gets some wonga
    MA - Awroit Rafa me awld china?
    RB - Aye...canny like. I've had Graham gaan oot to look at this fella and he agrees with me that he's canny good like.
    MA - How much is it gonna cost me?
    RB - £5m
    MA - Champion [picks up the phone to Lee Charnley]; Penfold bring ya cheque book through ya fat specky twat !
    LC - Aye alreet gaffer.

    Job done.

    Seriously though, if Rafa does stay (surely he wont) then Carr and Charnley will not have the power or control over incomings and outgoings moving forward that they have previously. Our outgoings should be fairly cut and dry I would imagine mind. If Rafa stays and wants to keep a particular player (even Sis-oh-no), then I will give him the benefit of the doubt to give him time to bring in his own players and see how this affects players currently at the club who stay.
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Almost exactly how it should be. You just missed out one important bit....

    RB - Graham, I want this guy, go and have a look at him
    GC - Aye he looks canny like
    RB - Mint, I'll gaan and speak to Mikey boy and gets some wonga
    MA - Awroit Rafa me awld china?
    RB - Aye...canny like. I've had Graham gaan oot to look at this fella and he agrees with me that he's canny good like.
    MA - How much is it gonna cost me?
    RB - £5m
    MA - Champion [picks up the phone to Lee Charnley]; Penfold bring ya cheque book through ya fat specky twat - and two cups of tea.
    LC - Aye alreet gaffer.
     
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