So this weeken I return to the City Centre. A one bedroomed rented flat. Women eh, can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em. I'd be careful if you are out in toon Venom. When you're chatting up the boys just remember it could be me. I'm not cheap either but I am rough.
Awwwwwww, mate. That's pretty brutal. Does this mean that there's a currently unused vagina in Peterculter?
<GenuineFearMuir> Hope you're no near the West End then I moved up there just before Christmas. Pittodrie was doing my nut in, my street was one side private, the other side council. It was like a 21st Century version of "Love Thy Neighbour"
I've got myself a 1 bedroom on the Isle of Man which is the first time I haven't shared with anyone for a few years. Haven't made many friends yet either so I've no idea what to do with myself apart from drink weird and wonderful ales. I've even took up exercise again... scarey.
It is in The West End actually. And funnily enough I used to stay beside Pittodrie in Merkland Road East. Venom, I think this could be the start of a beautiful relationship
I was at Roslin Street for 2 years. Finally traded-up for a 2 bedroom off Great Western Road. My new neighbour is an auld ****er. I ordered a pizza a couple of weeks ago and the boy buzzed the wrong door, my neighbour answered and said "I don't want my windows washed"
When I was in Merkland Road East there was an old wifie that used to comb the streets looking for money for Irn Bru. She was absolutely vile but she would stop everyone. She was known as "The Aye-Aye Wifie" because that's what she always greeted you with before looking for money for ginger and ***s. There used to be a local shop on the corner where she would get her ill gotten gains. The boy that owned the shop was telling me one day that she had come in with money and she told him that she had given one of the other inmates a blow job and was flush. I was pissin maself laughin. She was even immortalised on a web site of various street characters in Aberdeen - hilarious it was
ER, have you seen the site, " Aberdeen tramps and ither weel kent fowk ". Out of the list i only recognised 4 of the names. Big Aggie ( fae torry ) check her out on youtube. Jo-Jo,--------- Big **** & kiddie fiddler. Snuffy Ivy----spoke like she had a deep fried mars bar stuck up each nostril. Propane Pete---used to stand in shop doorways sniffing glue, deoderent,pledge or whatever he could get his hands on
