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What some would call "the girl next door" look But if i wanted to perv at the girl next door Id just look over the fence (and get arrested shes only young)
The girl who lives next door to me does not look like that. None of my neighbours throughout my life have looked like that. They never will look like that. People I see down the street don't look like that. Lads mags and porn have elevated people's expectations a thousand-fold, in terms of superficiality and looks. That's the only place you find girls that look like that. These airbrushed, stick-thin girls look like robots. And I don't get off to C3P0. Or Kryten. Or the one off of 'Batteries Not Included'. Or Sir Killalot (Jonathan Pearce did though). Not any, actually, alright? Let's just get that straight. I lost my way a bit there...