Yes, "colic". http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-16528849 It appears that Farquhar or Torquill left the pandagate open one night <embraAIDS> The Chinese will be ****ing beeling - they give us a couple of pandas and we shag it and give it AIDS.
Pandas aren't into ****ing, that's why they have to show them panda porn to 'inspire them'. At least they're getting some practice