Doing **** all on Saturday bar watch football and eat. Sunday going to see Murder on the Orient Express then the fireworks at Meadowbank.
Going to choke, gag, and spew all over multiple cocks this weekend, then post the video the whatsapp group. #tuna shaves pubes with mini gun
Julie and I going to Blythswood Hotel tonight for some dinner, relaxation, golden showers and bum fun. Tomorrow, going to the Big House to watch the super Teds take on Plastic Whistle #murtymania Sunday, going to set fire to £500. Rgds @Barloch76
Change of plan. Trev has bought some duct tape, I've bought a hammer, and we'll probably spend a quiet evening casually patrolling the lobby of the Blythswood Hotel.
I’ll shall be celebrating with glee on the anniversary of the failed gunpowder plot by the horrible fenian bastards in 1605 Got a big Pope ready to sit atop the Bonny Ftp WATP
Off to see my pub team cup game on Saturday, then to Gatwick for a flight out to visit our European neighbours, and no, not that ****ing **** hole called France.
^^^^ noone asked tbph. Going out for dinner and drinks with the missus tonight, chilled one tomorrow with a few beers in the afternoon and Sunday will be pizza day
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/...se_at_police_after_house_party_was_shut_down/ @Anton McPape’s had a mare
Upon attending the address on May 28, they could hear loud music coming from within the property. Thomson, who was inside his home, became aggressive towards officers after they turned up shouting comments including “get yourself to f***.” Due to his aggressive behaviour, the 32-year-old was placed within a police car to be taken into custody when he went off on an abusive sectarian rant stating “you’re a f*****g rat, this is your last day working for the Queen.” While driving past Celtic Park, he shouted: “There’s paradise, f*** the English”, “get the Brits out”, “I’m Catholic, f*** the UDA.” I'd had a few hahaha
It’s a conspiracy mate. Thy could have just taken you to Helen street but they wanted to stitch you up cos they knew how you’d react when you saw The Glitterdome.
Reunion with the Rascals of Roehampton (AKA The Alton Ars.eholes) this evening, not had a get together for ages and I expect things to get suitably out of hand. Buying a car tomorrow morning, aiming to beat my PB at 30m in the Archery and flexing my roast dinner skills on Sunday in readiness for the up-coming festive season.
Tomorrow I'm going to throw empty Fray Bentos tins at Murray Walker's house. Sunday I'll wallow in self-pity before oscillating wildly.
Not sure yet but either a chicken, a cow or a pig will have died so that I may eat its flesh. #****vegans
