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Awwww, you're ****ing joking, man.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 20, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Everyone's favourite pair of half-Hungarian titties is engaged to a smarmy wee ****e.


    What a wee prick <grr>
     
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  2. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    I ****ing hate David Mitchell <grr> And I don't mind the clever bird cos she's pure dirty like all clever birds <ok>

    edit: and posh, dont forget the posh, double dirty <ok>
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I was just about to post this. I'm gutted. I definitely could have been in there. <wah>

    Mitchell, you jammy, jammy bastard. <grr>
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Never heard of her but he is a wee ****er.
     
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  5. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Does she look like this?

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    Coz she's way out of your league :cheesy:
     
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  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    She's an ugly cow, the only thing she has going for her are her tits <youngerversionoftina>
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    She looks like she has her own teeth anyway, and I'm only in it for the gumjob. <ok>
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    someone post a pic of her ?
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    bit of a plain jane imo
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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  12. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Hi Doctor Syd!
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    That's my burd you're talking about. <grr>
     
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  14. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    There's hope for that other slack looking **** Toby to get a bird then.
     
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  15. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    She's won over £1m playing poker, too.
     
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  16. Dave the Rave

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I think he's brilliant. Well in son. <ok>
     
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  18. Deleted 1

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    She's pretty enough but such a stuck up pretentious old bitch - I would give her one but i'd have to ask her to keep her trap shut.
     
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  19. Trypsin-1

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    <grr> he's a ****
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I see him in the mould of Peter Cook, Steven Fry and the likes, an intelligent funny man. I like ascerbic dry wit and he has it in spades.
     
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