Awakenings

Speaking in the pub last night about our first memories of becoming sexually aware as young boys. Being roughly all of a similar age meant we were on the same wavelength. But I want to get the opinions of all ages and who did it for them.

Jenny Agutter in Walkabout was one we all agreed on. Raquel Welch in One Million Years BC was another obvious candidate. Jane Fonda in Barbarella was another life defining cock teasing moment. And all those Hammer House of Horrors plunging cleavages in the early 70's. Even The Carry On films.

And Tina don't feel left out, when did you suddenly discover that those twinges were not just pre-cursory moments towards needing a pish??

 

Heather Locklear in TJ Hooker

please log in to view this image

 

Let's face it ER, your first sexual encounter was with Doctor Jellyfinger during your school medical cough and drop. All downhill from then for you.

 

Finding yer very first scud book. A moment in a youngm boy's life never to be forgotten.

 

you sound seriously sexually repressed sonny.

what really did go on at the Borstal school. come on spit it out man...................oops sorry that probably brings back haunting memories.

 

Aye right ER. Your first crush was Lily Langtry.

 

I had a girlfriend at Primary 5 until Primary 7 and that was my first crush.

Actually, if Im being honest, I never really got over her.

 

My cousin went out with a lassie back in the 90's cause she had the same name as the pink power ranger.

 

Is this her on the right?

please log in to view this image

 

Didn't know you used to be a teacher.

Same time as Fan?

 

They had some seriously retro bushes back in those days. Jap snipers used to hide in amongst the growth ffs!

 

no, i was a pupil in primary 5.

you're really thick aren't you.

 

Wisny so bad in the 80's.

A highly formative image for me at the time was the first time I saw a nekkid picture of a burd on all fours looking back over her shoulder. Until that time I didny realise you had rear access to the minge

 

Did you think that burds pashed out of their belly button anaw?

 

When I was a kid I thought lassies pished oot their bum.

 

is it just me or does anyone else have serious misgivings about those Jimmy Savile arm and hands sculptures??

 

Jenny Hanley on kiddies tv, must only have been 6-8 years old and I didn't know what but I knew I wanted to do something to her:

please log in to view this image

 

Claire grogan for me - first time irealised that you could develop biceps.