Is it just me or does anyone else subconsciously imagine that posters actually look like their avatars in real life?
It's a coincidence that you're the first to post a response because you were the main one I was thinking about when I posted I always read your posts then do a sort of double-take when I see your avatar.
You're right Craig, but I can assure you that I have not got green skin, especially when I'm narked, and I don't weigh 30 stone. Cheshireben. I always wonder what it says on the back of that T shirt.
I fail to see the amusement in any of this: - As sadly, I actually do have a football-like pie as a face. But it's worse for my wife, she looks like a Ginsters cornish pasty. Oh, and I actually do deliver the post to that c*nt Dave Bamber!
I'm the same age as Nicky and have the same name, I played against him many moons ago, but that's where the similarity ends, I would imagine I'm about 6 stone heavier at least than him!
Mine too was unfortunate. When your parents say "if the wind blows your face will stay that way", listen to them. I ended up having a semi important role in a Comedy Central cartoon. I also drink to much coffee and I'm on edge a lot.