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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jun 10, 2011.

  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Why the **** would you live/emmigrate there, when they have 7/10 of the worlds deadliest creatures that could kill you?

    I'd keep well away the **** from that country, ever likely Cap Cook wanted get the **** home asap.
     
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  2. Eastender

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    I'd go see Gold Coast meter maids <ok>

    Google them don't know how to post pic+
     
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  3. Lightfoot

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    Oz would be a GREAT place if you could remove all the Ozzies from there. Much the same as France and the French, I imagine....
     
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  4. Cyclonic

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    Sun and sand. A winter temp here in Queensland that often matches the Northern Summer. Just about the whole country has a quarter acre block. As for snakes and spiders, you just kill the f u c k e r s.
     
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  5. Hash.

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    i dont remember any ozzies in OZ

    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Correct <ok>
     
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  7. Cosmic_LUFC

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    if you go watch out when you sit down on the pan for a dump..redback spiders liek the toilet
     
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  8. Cyclonic

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    I'm 60 and haven't seen a redback on a dunny seat since I was a kid. Heaps of them on the outside walls though. Gotta spray 'em regularly.
     
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    Sorry but it looks a bit too warm and sunny and too many beaches. Apologies.
     
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  11. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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  13. Cyclonic

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    I can't be sure of the numbers, but I think around 5000 people die on our roads each year, next to nobody dies of a spider or snake bite. We've had a few shark deaths in the last few years, and one or two from croc. But if you live in town and swim between the flags, you're as safe as houses. Tv sensationalises this stuff, it looks more scary than it really is.

    PS I'm the old, well hung gent. <laugh>
     
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  14. Hash.

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    whos ****ed around with my ****in around of cyclonics link ? <grr>
     
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  15. Cyclonic

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    I noticed that. <laugh>
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    where do u live cyclonic? what town?
     
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  17. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I thought cyclonic was the horse racing tipster bloke on BBC606, do you still do horse racing threads cyclonic, because it takes ages on here, even to just find motorsport, athletics, croquet & ping pong.
     
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  18. Hash.

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    prrrrrrrrrrrrick <laugh>
     
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  19. Sam Axe

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    They also have the descendants of all the criminals the Brits kept shipping over there
     
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  20. Cyclonic

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    We have a varied population. Of the 22 million, nearly 5 million were born somewhere else. Of those 5 mill, just over 1 mill come from the UK. So it's not the convicts that are arriving these days, but the working class and wealthy with good taste. <laugh>
     
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