Off Topic Aussie The Magnificent Reads Your Stars !

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That's right folks, let m read your weekly stars to help you improve your life cycle.

    If UTR's can give bogus weather reports. surely l can read your horoscope.

    Let Aussie the Magnificent show you that he can read the future.
    Aussie the Magnificent has crystal balls!
    Aussie the Magnificent is a qualified palm reader!

    "Aussie will get much abuse on this thread"
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    What is it, friggin intermission or something?
    Ring AussieTheMagnicent1500 for 23/7 live updates!
     
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    Read mine, please
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You are a babyboomer.
    You were born at a very young age.
    You have good musical taste.
    You congregate on a friendly forum with like minded individuals.
     
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    Aussie, your a star dude<cheers>
     
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    OK mistic Aussie, pick six numbers ranging from 01 to 52 or should I do a lucky dip...?
     
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    Oh and a bonus number... Sorry, a tad confused right now!
     
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    heres some stars for you to read aussie
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    asshole fever.com
    is that flu related or something
    might look that up when i get home
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok, you put me to the test ................

    Pick a number between 1 and 10.
    Double that number.
    Reduce that number by half.
    Add 4.
    Take away the number you first thought of.
    ......... the answer is 4.

    Aussie the Magnificent accepts all credit cards.

    ( No animals were hurt in the making of this post )
    Aussie the Magnificent donates to many charities throughout the year.

    Footnote - Aussie has a close friend called, 'Luigi the Unbelievable' who you will be hearing from shortly.
     
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    I knew you would start this thread
     
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    Is it going to end in tears?
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Prediction - Before you wake in the morning, you will sleep.
     
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    but will it be a good sleep
     
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