I'll wish you happy birthday... Even though noone wished me a happy birthday... Happy Birthday batard.... Kidding aside... Happy Birthday. You must be old enough to drive now and drink alcohol. Have a glass on me. And a stack of birthday pancakes.
Happy Birthday Bisc , i see you had a "free hit" as a prezzie , though why you seem pleased about snow is beyond me - foul useless stuff
I like snow - when it's fresh. Can be a bit of a nuisance if you've got stuff to do, and it's a bit **** when it goes all slushy.
Now you're 18 you can go in pubs, vote and fight in the army against Russia and North Korea when the time comes. Happy Birthday Bisc.
Nah... He won't have to fight. There will be nothing left to fight for once both sides are nuked to an Oblivion... So don't worry him with false facts like he will have to fight.
The nuking is the latter stage. He will be dead in a mass grave somewhere in Poland probably as the waves of red army sweep across Europe