With the Poppy saga ludicrously dominating things this week, its a military theme for all things footy in our usual light-hearted way. First two to go 'over the top'... Mark van Bombell Tank Lampard... Ok troops...open fire!...and whatever you do...DON'T PANIIIIC!!
Asamoah Gun Lee Young-Pyong Pyong Pyong! Bond, Kevin Bond. (not really military but James Bond references are surely allowed as it's James Bond! He kicks ass! )
Blitz Walter Sink the Bismarck Barreto Faria (seriously, who names their kid Bismarck?!?) Battle of Red Cliff Jones battle of Lake Tramezzani Cameron Lancaster bomber
Are we allowed to use German players? I'll check with FIFA Michael Barracks Marko subMarine Ian Reich Antonio 2 minute Silencia