At Least once every day for seventeen consecutive days.

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I've had my full allocation of 5 fruit or veg

Ahm healthy.

 

Yup, chokey ****ing can be tough at times.

 

Take imodium or see a doctor. It could be bowel cancer, just ask EDGE.

I did think you were maybe bragging about having sexual intercourse with a female, but then I realized that you couldn't be, because it'd be the saddest thing ever to do so on a faceless internet football forum