Ask Me Anything Episode 8 - Iain

Welcome back to AMA! Gambol's fantastic 9-digit showing has injected the AMA Series with some much needed impetus, so we return today knowing that the featured guest will really get the anger and hated flowing.

Today's unpopular star is Iain Seamus Kawimbe. Born in the incestuous teuchter heartland of Cambeltown in the early 1950s, he was CHASED from this staunch Protestant fortress when his odious Catholic leanings were outed and his family disowned him.
Forced out of Scotland he traveled south, to the capital of Nigeria, which is London. Here he met a monstrously fat darkie woman called Patience. As Queen Latifah of the Kawimbes, *****Ger was forced to travel back to Bongo Bongo Land with her as her prized possession, and in a tribal African ceremony take her surname before being forced to lose his virginity and inseminate her with his horrible, overy-salty papist ejaculate.

Recently Iain lived in France but after an internet spat with online maniac and Wearside Jack suspect, @Smug in Boots, he was forced to run away with Patience, Tyrone Leeroy DeShaun, Mercedes Shaniqua, and Baby Ape, to the Afrcian stronghold of Spain.

Probably no point in an AMA now I've given a rundown of his depressing, fenian existence, but we may as well continue...

1. Why are you such a disgusting ****ing ****er?
2. Does Patience know about your insurmountable financial debt, or does the fact her tribe deal in stones as a currency make her oblivious?
3. How intense was the fear and panic when you realised Smug was on his way to end you?
4. Do you regret siding with Aldo and being booted out of the POOVES for being traitorous scum?
5. Prick.

 

1. Why are you so racist?
2. When you finally discovered how to post pictures on here, were you embrassed that even Jonno managed it for ages before you?
3. Why do you pretend to live a VIP lifestyle, when in fact you claim the dole in various EU countries?
4. Are you Robspur?
5. If you weren't scottish, where would you rather be from, Ireland or Wales?
6. What's Patience's nickname for your tiny ridiculous 'penis'?
7. Who would win in a fight between you and Jiffy?
8. Which is your favourite Pokemon?

 

No way will this be as popular as the last AMA

 

Seems like Iain is doing a Kevin...

 

Best AMA OP EVER.

 

I've just seen this now, I was watching Better Call Saul

 

This fred should really be called "ask me anything but don't expect an answer"

 

Better Call Saul = arguing with Patience about where they should run to this time.

 

WORD

 

1. To fit in
2. Yes
3. about 3%
4. No
5. Yes

 

1. I like racism
2. Not really
3. Never claimed dole in my life
4. No
5. Wales
6. Toby
7. Me
8. Not sure

 

1. Still worried the Ruskies will catch up with you one day?
2. Loser

 

1. Nah they will never find me
2. No

 

They might

 

1. Can we be friends?

 

1. Too early to say. I would have to stop hating you which could prove difficult.

 

Was that aimed at me?

 

What are the yields?

 

Does Afrikin fanny juice taste of banana?

 

That would depend on what you were talking about