Ask any player any question.

Right now, what would it be?

Expecting a few Kone and M.Vila ones.

 

Darren Bent... What the **** were you actually thinking you clown?

 

Jack colback
"" your happy now ""

 

Adam Johnstone - you are in your Range Rover, in a secluded car park, with a 15 and a half year old schoolgirl. Meanwhile back at your ranch in Castle Eden, your stunning girlfriend who is waiting for you, legs a kimbo, pussy dripping; your thought process please?

 

Beachballs. That goal against Liverpool made me think about holidays. With Amy Bruces tits on show.


Guess who was liverpools manager?

 

Im tha ginger Pirlo ya knar. I luv this club, it gives me chocolate hob nobs.

 

I will pass this over to me room mate Adam Johnson, once he gets back from hospital like. His arse is bluddin again and needs stitches.

 

Alan Shearer. Did it make you feel like a big man when you cowardly booted Neil Lennon, in the head?

 

I divnt remember i was dreaming of gannin yam and winnin the Uropeean cup wif me lovhead uniteed.