I know how much you fine Ladies & Gentlemen enjoy an intellectual debate on here, so with that in mind, here's my searching question: Who would win between Mike 'Monster Gut' Ashley vs Rafa 'The Chunk' Benitez in a good old-fashioned Sumo wrestling match?
Rafa. He would have the correct tactics.. plus Mike would get his shoddy gear from SD so it will fall to pieces exposing his Charnley rimmed hoop.
I'm saying Big Mike wins. His determination and lack of morals would edge the portly Spaniard into submission!
Yes, but Ashley would cheat. Eye gouging, brass knuckles hidden in his jockstrap, ring side chairs to the back when the ref was distracted by Penfold, the works. Win by any means, that's Mike's policy.
Fat Mike would get distracted by something like the sight of a pie and Rafa would finish him off like a true matador.
But Rafa would anticipate that and have a plan B. Can i just confirm if Rafa is allowed his magical specs?
Rafa - for the simple reason Rafa can move. He would just need to run around the circle long enough for Mike to keel over with a heart attack.
Mike would win at sumo wrestling as it's a sport for fatties In a straight fight I reckon Rafa would give him a Byker teacake and it'd be lights out
