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Off Topic Ashley Demands Lie Detector.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Gordonthetoony, Apr 8, 2019.

  1. Gordonthetoony

    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    Had to laugh at todays BBC News page which says Mike Ashley has asked for the Debenhams Directors to take lie detector test to show they told lies and misinformation on his takeover. How about he takes the same on his running of the Toon.
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47848474
     
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    Gordonthetoony, Apr 8, 2019
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    He should take a **** detection test.

    Oh hang on...


    Results are in....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 8, 2019
  3. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Turns out they can't bullsh/t a bullsh/tter
     
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    Maybe if he gets one he could let Rafa borrow it while they are having their seasonal transfer policy discussions. I reckon Ashley is that polished a liar he could probably beat it anyway.
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

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    I just can't resist contacting Jeremy Kyle to try and get Ashley on
     
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    Captainchaos., Apr 9, 2019
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