Chelsea full-back Ashley Cole has been sent to Libya to assassinate bonkers despot Colonel Gaddafi. The England star has been in secret training with UK special forces and could play a pivotal role in resolving the growing tensions in the Middle East. Cole has been making regular visits to a military shooting range, but this week stepped up his training by firing at interns dressed as the Libyan dictator. > It was me wot wrote this Full story at The News Grind here http://www.thenewsgrind.com/news/world-news/ashley-cole-sent-to-kill-gaddafi/
Lee, Congratulation on being first British journo to reveal Col. Gaddafi is in fact a squirrel. The CIA have known about this for years but the whole thing has been hushed-up. Now that CIA "black-ops" have swung into action, I feel sure the world can sleep well at night knowing that our American "cousins" are on top of the situation and will get it "sorted." Much in the same way as they have "sorted" a little local difficulty in Afghanistan, Iraq and anywhere else in the world Uncle Sam seeks to impose the rule of the New Roman Empire. Mr Cashley Cole is an excellent choice to take out The Squirrel, providing he doesn't score an own goal and shoot himself in the foot......
Constrcepe....... You've just blown the cover of our top man. The Squirrel would never have known what had hit him but for your little err....mistake. M will have to be informed. this is meant to be a Top Secret op. Now Cashley won't even get over the border - or the Bridge that is Stamford. Oh dear.
To be fair Cashley was five feet away, after his penalty against Everton shows over a longer distance his aim is off.
