I got my wife a b-day for v-day. Or rather a bidet kit- screws into toilet seat and dangles down at the back. I'm a true romantic (also got her a sweater... v-day is a very minor holiday for us- we don't usually do much).. I'm more into impromptu romance than a specified day... that's why I got the most unromantic thing I could think of... as a joke.
