At times like this, it takes a logical and reasonable response to identify where things have gone wrong, and how we can change them. But frankly I am so pissed off with the pile of crap that I need to have a bloody good rant at the bastards. Firstly, Mills. Stop moaning like a bloody jessie about how horrible fans are to you. You were dropped because you were ****ing rubbish on Saturday and have so far failed to even justify 5% of your transfer price. You'll be back on Saturday cos St Ledger is even more **** than you were, so grow a pair and start acting like a ****ing captain. Oh and I know you read forums, so if you read this pass it on to your useless team-mates please. Konchesky, you're not at Liverpool any more, and the reason you're not is because you were utter ****e for them. If you even want to dream about playing in the PL again, get your ****ing head down and perform on the pitch. Bamba, you're ****ing huge, so how comes you can't win any headers?! Fernandes, stop dining out on your performance against that pile of useless **** Coventry, and start showing why you were a PL player a couple of years ago. Sven has showed a lot of faith in you and one decent performance isn't enough to keep your ****ing place. Wellens, whatever Sven says, YOU ARE THE LEADER OF THIS BUNCH OF ****S. SO START ACTING LIKE IT. Where were you last night? You need to start grabbing them by their balls and squeeze until they show the commitment to perform. Lead by example or you'll use your place as well. King, YOU are the most frustrating OF ALL! You have the talent to destroy this league yet so often go missing. Stop trying to ****ing hide and get on the ****ing ball. God knows how you were our captain last year, you show about as much leadership as Iain Duncan Smith. Gallagher, you might be able to smash your wife's back doors in, but you couldn't hit a cow's arse with a ****ing banjo sunshine. What happened to that right foot of yours? It's ****ing useless. Stop acting like a fairy and start acting like a footballer; prancing about like a fairy with the physicality of a 4 year old girl whilst the game passes you buy. Get a grip for ****s sake. Dyer, do you actually practise crosses and final balls? Because although you have the legs of Linford Christie, you have the ****ing football skills of Tony Christie. Absolutely useless. Wednesday is calling..... Waghorn, you are an absolute twat. We spend £3m on you and you've been absolute **** since signing. What some fans see in you I do not know. Never mind a ****ing ball, you couldn't cross a ****ing bridge! Can you not send a corner that goes over the head of the first defender without hitting the opposite corner flag. Thick as **** and twice as smelly. The sooner you leave the ****ing better. And finally, St ledger...... please log in to view this image Enough said. ****ing useless. Kasper, Nugent, well done lads you've done yourselves proud so far Just a shame you have to work with a pile of ****. Sven, I have stuck up for you when media pricks like Clardige and Calvin have put you down and will still do....for now. But you have assembled this team and it is your fault they are not performing. This is your last chance to impress in English football and to **** off the media plebs. Don't let us down. Top, Vichai, it's not nice seeing your money wasted is it? That's how we feel as well! If you are serious about this club, let Sven sign Maynard and a winger. In the meantime, stop pissing about with our stadium, it's not a Thailand Advertisement board, and stop hiring Afro ****ing Archer and Thai lady boys. We don't need it and we don't want it. If you're simply interested in using our shirts and stadium to promote your brand and country, carry on doing what you're doing. Wow, that feels good........ Now then back to reality.......
Nothing more to be said really I agree with pretty much everything you said apart from Konchesky. I thought he was one of our better players last night.(I know he had nothing to beat). I have said this about King for a long, long time. I think he only plays 10 minutes out of 90!!!!!!! Sven, break the bank on a striker and a winger who runs at defenders.
We need a fast winger and 2 strikers and we will be fine. I think some people are blowing this out of perportion. Apart from Nugent all our strikers are crap and Dyer done nothing yesterday. Vassell is back now and will probaly go straight back into the team. The defence isnt as bad as people make out. Against Cov once Peltier scored we didnt look like conceding. If we score first it gives the whole team confidence and we will win the game. At the minute the first goal in the game is massive. With Sven saying he doesnt think we will get Maynard or Beckford it is looking more and more likely we will end up going back in for Yakubu.
I dont know what was up with Peltier last night, he seemed like a centre half but playing at right back. He never ran with the ball and tried to get forward. He has big boots to fill with Kyle Naughton going but just didnt do much yesterday. I would bring Pantsil back for the forest game
Wow. I can't really add anything to that. Apart from telling Peltier to stop being a pussy and to try and beat a man. But yeh, spot on.
Wellens had good positive drive- otherwise spot on. waghorn had the potential to knuckle down and push for england in a few years... now he is slow!
Waghorn will never be near the England team, he isnt good enough in a million years. He is a totally different player to what we had on loan the other year. Everytime he gets the ball he either runs into a brick wall or smashes it a mile over the bar
i know, thats what im saying. If he knuckled down from then onwards, he had the potential- now he is too muscley that he has lost his pace and just blasts and hopes everything!!
Cracking points, made well Foxello. Hilarious but sadly all too true. Possibly harsh on Tony Christie though ;-)
foxello that is absolute quality, unlike the shower of ****e on the pitch, agree kasper and nugent did well, tho i thought konchesky was ok too to be honest, think you missed out peltier, but again i thought he was nowhere near as bad as the rest, pretty much a complete and utter shambles all round really.............
