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Arsenal Transfer News Thread

Discussion in 'Arsenal' started by Lady Eowyn, Jan 31, 2011.

  1. Lady Eowyn

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    I've decided to make my own transfer clockwatch thing like on Skysports.com

    2:05 - Nothing going on

    2:04 - The bird flies away

    2:02 - A bird lands on the training ground

    1:58 - A van pulls in to the car park near Arsenal. Man gets out. Looks like the guy who changes the vending machine stock

    1:55 - Wind starts to pick up

    1:49 - A plane flies overhead
     
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  2. Samurai

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    Breaking news. Eboué has signed for barcelona
     
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  3. HenrysCat

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    14:07 : The cloud is finally starting to break, a little sunshine is brightening the day.
     
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  4. Lady Eowyn

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    14:20 - The sun is momentarily blocked by a large cloud

    14:22 - The sun returns after said cloud moves on
     
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  5. cygan

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    Will be pissed off if we don't sign a defender. We only really have Djourou and Koscielny because Squilacci is a steaming pile of ****.

    Get Sol back.
     
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  6. Lady Eowyn

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    14:40 - Arsene can be seen at the window of his office, he's on the phone, but cannot hear what he's saying
     
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  7. HenrysCat

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    14:41 - "So that's a tenner on the 3:15 Chepstow then?" , the man at the other end of the phone says. Arsene completes his first real transaction of the day and returns to staring out the window. He wishes he had saved some pencil sharpening for the afternoon - he really did get carried away earlier in the day.
     
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  8. Samurai

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    OMG.

    Arsenal. Sign. Messi.

    LINKY
     
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  9. Lady Eowyn

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    14:42 - The cleaner comes into Arsene's office to empty out the bin
     
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  10. Samurai

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    14:43 Arsene has signed Christopher Samba - On his fantasy league team. "Vermaelean is injured and I need to overtake Theo," he says happily.
     
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    14:46 - Arsene is eating some digestives.
     
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  12. HenrysCat

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    14:45 "Oh not again Arsene, I'll get the bleach", says Mrs O'Reilly - she's been the cleaner here for some years and has emptied Arsene's bin more times than she cares to remember. She's used to his habits.

    14:46 Arsene composes himself and comtemplates staring out the window again, but can't summon the strength. He decides it's time to do something pro-active, he calls in his secretary to taker a letter.
     
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  13. Samurai

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    14:47 - Arsene asks his secretary to take the letter to Steve Kean - Asking if Christopher Samba is available
     
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    15:00 - Meteroite hits earth obliterating it. Including Arsene and Samir.
     
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    david gold says west ham have signed a WORLD CLASS striker after robbie keane joins on loan <doh> anyone think the term world class gets overused just a bit?
     
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    14:53 - Torres to Chelsea deal brwaks down, after John Terry fails to agree terms with Torres' wife.
     
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  17. Aberdeenarsenal

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    Sorry Quaver,

    Earth has been destroyed. This thread is now pointless.
     
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  18. Samurai

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    win
     
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  19. Lady Eowyn

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    15:02 - Samir eats meteroite and all is saved
     
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  20. Samurai

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    No, the meteorite hits at 15:00, we still have two minutes left.
     
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