Arry claims victory

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Harry Redknapp remained defiant today amidst further pressure from European forces.

“We will consign them to the dustbin of history” he stated when asked about the challenges that confront his army of mercenaries and loyal subjects.

He urged all Tottenhamic armies to unite and join him, promising that “We will be victorious”

Speaking in front of a crowd of about 2 late on Tuesday, Harry Redknapp said there was a "new crusader battle launched by crusader countries on Tottenham".

"Long live Tottenham everywhere. All Tottenhamic armies must take part in the battle, all free [people] must take part in the battle... We will be victorious in the end," he said in a short address carried on THFC TV.
"In the short term, we will beat them. In the long term, we will beat them."

He concluded his address by saying: "I do not fear storms that sweep the horizon, nor do I fear the teams that throw black destruction. I am resistant; my house is there in Sandbanks... I am the rightful owner, and the creator of tomorrow. I am here. I am here. I am here."

Experts admit that he’s lost it.

 

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