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Arnold Schwarzenegger

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He is an Austrian born actor, please dont get him confused with Bastian Schweinsteiger.



    I will be back
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Jul 11, 2015
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    Thanks for clearing that up cos I was really worried we were going to sign Schwarzenegger.

    I mean he's been shot, stabbed, crushed in a vice, lost his arm a couple of times, impaled on a sword, blown up in a nuclear explosion and melted in molten steel. His injury record is almost as bad as RVP's...
     
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  3. King Shergar

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    I don't think Arnie would pass the Drugs test :biggrin:
     
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    I would prefer to confuse him with Chuck Norris. That man could win the league on his own...
     
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    ...with one arm tied behind his back....
     
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    ....while playing rush goalie.
     
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    ...and playing for Liverp.....no, even Chuck's not that good....
     
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    Wash your feckin mouth out son! Cut Chuck in half and you'll see a red devil holding a trident! <grr>
     
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    Don't be stupid,

    Chuck Norris cannot be cut by anything, in half or otherwise.
     
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    Aye sir, I stand corrected.
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

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    I have met Chuck Norris some years ago.

    He was counting from infinity to 0 in French
     
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