Been doing some research into our 'Argentinian Monster'. If you google Argentinian Monster you will find that he apparently used to live in a lake before making the move to the Gills. This is a photo from a recent sighting. In Argentina his existence is actually hotly disputed (a bit like our keeper from last year). I suspect the photo does not show his better side but nevertheless he's a veritable pin up compared to Tevez!
http://phantomsandmonsters.wetpaint.com/page/New Photograph of Argentina Lake Monster This is him warming up earlier this week