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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    CHEF TELLS COURT HE WIPED HIS ASS WITH HIS HANDS INSTEAD OF TOILET PAPER FOR 'CULTURAL REASONS'
    ByTommy GimlerApr 14, 2016



    Geez. How spicy was the Indian food at this place?

    According to theDaily Mail, a 46-year-old chef at an Indian food joint in England is literally in deep **** after it was determined he took a dump and wiped his ass with his bare hands before preparing meals at the restaurant.

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    Inspectors visited Yeahaya Flavour of Asia in the English town of Swindon last year and "found an empty plastic milk bottle which was extremely dirty and was covered with brown fingerprints." When they asked Mahbub Chowdhury why the bottle was so filthy, he told them it was because he "filled the bottle with water from the kitchen taps and used it to clean his bottom after visiting the toilet."

    Chowdhury also told investigators that he didn't use toilet paper for "cultural reasons," and they eventually came to the conclusion that each brown fingerprint on the bottle was indeed...wait for it...his poop.

    The former chef pleaded guilty to 10 counts of "breaching food hygiene" and will now wait for the Swindon Crown Court to sentence him. We truly hope they take into consideration that he was already fined more than $7,000 last year for "similar offenses."

    That's right, Indian food enthusiasts in England. This wasn't the first time he was busted using his poopy hands to make your fish curry.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    NO LOO ROLL: HOW MUSLIMS, HINDUS AND OTHERS USE WATER WHEN THEY GO TO THE TOILET
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    A jug, called a lota, is filled with water to wash after going to the toilet

    Muslims, Hindus and others in India and other South Asian countries, as well as in the Middle East, use water to clean themselves after going to the toilet.

    A jug, called a lota, is filled with water, or a hose or bidet shower is used. Traditionally, the left hand is used to wash after going to the toilet, while the right hand is used to eat.

    In Islam, there are a set of practices laid out regarding toilet etiquette.

    Although they are not compulsory, many devout Muslims follow the teachings.

    The Qadaa' al-Haajah code states that one should clean their private parts using water and their left hand, or three stones.

    In Hindu scripture, there are also detailed instructions about purifying rituals that should follow urination and defecation.



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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Blimey, I've been served tea out of one of those!...<yikes>

    Looks like one for the ladies...<laugh>
     
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    Oh, so when you see Curry that's been vomited up on the pavement in town on a Friday or Saturday night it's not because the person drank too much then?
     
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    Sorry Kiwi, looks like I've killed your dirty hands curry thread<laugh>:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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