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Are you an accident? Or worse a mistake?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jerel Ifil, Dec 14, 2011.

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  1. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    I was intentional.

    I think.

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    Jerel Ifil, Dec 14, 2011
  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I am a bastard and so is my half-brother.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 14, 2011
  3. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    They said I was intended, but there is always that lingering doubt after you find the adoption papers.
     
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    Glesgabhoy67, Dec 14, 2011
  4. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Judge by your birthday. 9 months after your ma nd das anniversary you were an accident, in ireland if you are born around xmas you are a st paddys day accident, if you were born around the end of sept/start of oct you are an xmas/new years accident and so on
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Dec 14, 2011
  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I'm not actually real - I'm simply a figment of all your imaginations.

    <monster>...
     
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    Hugh Briss, Dec 14, 2011
  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Loiner you're a born mistake <ok>
     
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    Toby, Dec 14, 2011

  7. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Toby, you're a porn mistake.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Dec 14, 2011
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That explains my girth <cucumbercock>
     
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    Toby, Dec 14, 2011
  9. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    And your humongous gentleman-jubblies. <ok>
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Dec 14, 2011
  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    To be fair to Toby, everyone i've spoken to on here says he is without doubt the biggest cock they've ever met. <ok>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Dec 14, 2011
  11. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    I've heard the same. Praise indeed.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Dec 14, 2011
  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Very few are planned. I was born on 14/11/1979, exactly nine months after Valentines day. In your view Loiner, am I a product of a romantic planned birth or a drunken leg over?
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 15, 2011
  13. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Looks like i'm a paddys day baby, its my birthday on monday
     
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    OLOF, Dec 15, 2011
  14. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Both. They were pissed and randy, and decided a baby was the right direction to go in. They never looked back. Well, until you were born, that is.

    I was conceived in November/December. No way I was planned unless it was some bonfire night fun gone too far. <yikes>
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Dec 15, 2011
  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Balls, they aleady had two nippers.

    I think I might be a virgin birth.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 15, 2011
  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Hi Seamus.
     
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    Ciaran, Dec 15, 2011
  17. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I never started out as a bastard - but quickly settled into the role. What's all the fuss about it ?
     
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    alwaysright, Dec 15, 2011
  18. nufc4life

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    toby is a ***got without a shadow of a doubt ,he was born a girl and had a cock job operation
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 15, 2011
  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I was intended, my twin brother was the mistake <ok>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Dec 15, 2011
  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I don't know whether I was an accident or not, May/June conception for me. But in my experience, 50% of pregnancies are planned, in that my son was an accident, but my daughter was planned (first time success on honeymoon too :emoticon-0165-muscl)
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 15, 2011
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