Are YOU a true fan?

Roll up, Roll up, it's the Stan Dupp poll of polls - we have been challenged. So, before you cast your vote, have a read of the challenge....

Have you been to Newcastle away on a Tuesday night age 14?

Have you been to Crewe away after an 8-0 1st leg win and have the train break down at Luton?

Have you been to QPR on the same day your first child was born?

Have you delayed going into hospital for a major operation so you can see QPR?

Have you been in the away end at the Den with about 100 others, scared 5hitless watching a boring 0-0?

Have you missed weddings because QPR were playing and used some other excuse?

Did you bunk off school to watch QPR v Scum in the 1970's when there was a power strike?

If you can't answer yes to these questions, you're obviously not a true supporter and need to choose whether you're a Happy Clapper, a Glory Hunter, or certifiably insane for following our club. If you're a yes, then congratulations as you are a True Fan and and have won the right to look down on us Plastics with the disdain we deserve.

All hail the True Fans, we are not worthy

 

you need to make the poll public so we can see who the real fans are

we cant worship them if we dont know who they are

 

Well I know at least some of us are mad as a box of frogs

 

If there are more than 100 true fan votes then one of them will be lying

 

I was a true fan but no one could remain sane supporting this basket-case of a club. But I couldn't live without my annual fix of crushing despair...

 

I went on a night out once to Newcastle although it was a Wednesday
Crewe away tick, and if I was getting a train through Luton I am sure it would have broken down
Daughter was born when we were at home and I generally haven't done home games since living in Yorkshire
I had a stem cell transplant however it was in June so not really fair to tick no
What I want to know is why we only had a 100 fans at Millwall, very sad state of affairs and clearly 99.9% of us are glory hunters
I Dont get invited to Weddings as I get smashed on Red wine and shout about how great Corbyn is
I went to Stamford Bridge and would have witnessed Robinsons amazing goal however the away end was 3 miles from the goal, although I just didn't go to school that day so don't know if that counts as bunking off
What am I Steels?

 

A red-wine swilling, Corbyn loving ****? Or just a good egg? Who knows - but definately NOT a true fan

 

I only follow the mighty Rs for the glory… and because my secret crush does.

 

Newsflash.....do you have a tattoo? If so, please do NOT select True Fan, as you have now been designated as a Scum follower according to the Stan Dupp Fan Rule Book

 

Bummer

 

Ahh…I’m feeling all flush

 

I call a fix……there is no way that anyone other than Stan can claim to have done all the things needed to be a “True fan”

Out the lying cheating scumbag…..bet he’s got tattoos as well

 

Absolutely no ****ing way there are 3 who meet the criteria.
There are definitely liars among us……name and shame

 

This is a fantastic poll, good job ticket sales aren't based on this criteria!

 

Shame that at least 3 “True fans” feel the need to cheat

 

who are these people steels

open the poll to public scrutiny

 

Think the train actually broke down near Rugby. Arrived in time for the 2nd half as I recall.

 

Hartlepool away when the team picked up Lee Camp on route should qualify too.

Yet to find anyone who admits to Vauxhall Motors away though - they need sectioning.

 

Who in the name of Taarabt, has posted glory hunter lol ? Whoever you are you are madder than a box of frogs, so Steels you need to add another choice. Certifiably insane !