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Are you a *****phile?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jun 11, 2015.

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Having read the latest research in a reputable scientific publication...
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...-likely-physical-deformities-left-handed.html
    I have devised a *****phile test, please post how many of the questions you answered "Yes" to.

    Which of the following apply to you?
    1. Left-handed
    2. Non-detached earlobes
    3. Misshapen ears
    4. Low-set ears
    5. Furrowed tongue
    6. Curved fifth finger
    7. Third toe longer than the second toe
    8. Excessive gap between first and second toe
    9. High palate
    10. Between 10 and 15 IQ points lower than average
    11. 2.3cm shorter in height than a typical male
    12. Club foot

    Analysis.
    Score of 1-4: You would make a good babysitter
    Score of 5-8: You would make an ok babysitter
    Score of 9-12: You would hire an underage babysitter even though you don't have a baby

    Edit: I got 1.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jun 11, 2015
  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    guilty on all counts, your honour.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Jun 11, 2015
  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Mick and gambol are shoe-ins.

    Always knew it.
     
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    Tina., Jun 11, 2015
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    No, im an 8 year old boy, PM me
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jun 11, 2015
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Maltese Michael is a *****phile as he won't sort out GC
     
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    Null, Jun 11, 2015
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I have curved little fingers, but that's due to piano lessons as a 5 year old.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jun 11, 2015
  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Tickling the ivories at 5 years old ...victim of White *****phile gang
     
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    Null, Jun 11, 2015
  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    No way, I was a sharp minor.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jun 11, 2015
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 11, 2015
  10. gas

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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    There's a ***** near every turnpike up 'ere.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 11, 2015
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    When did *****s give up beards and specks?
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jun 11, 2015
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  13. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Is it a coincidence that ***** rhymes with speedo? Just asking, and chokey ****ing.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Jun 11, 2015
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *specs
     
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    Gambol, Jun 12, 2015
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 12, 2015
  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What about if you use a selfie stick in the changing rooms at the swimming baths?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 12, 2015
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with that,it's just a modern take of the 'mirror on the end of the mop' trick.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 12, 2015
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or the a mirror on your shoe.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 12, 2015
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 12, 2015
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol, Jun 12, 2015
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